My Aunt's ex-husband sent me a text message today saying that his new wife's daughter is pregnant and he needs my help planning a baby shower for her because they don't know a lot of people here.
I sat there looking at the text dumbfounded for a good 2 minutes.
I didn't respond to the text, $hit, I didn't know how to respond to it. I seriously think the universe is messing with me.
16 year old cousin pregnant: 1 point Universe; 0 point Me
Sister is pregnant but wants to do an abortion: 1 pt Universe; 0 point Me
This damn text today: aahh, you get the point.
Plus, every time I go on FB I see somebody else who just got married already knocked up. Even a bi-sexual girl that I went to school with is KU, $hit, she's not even around dick 100% of the time and she's KU.
-Vent Over.
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